Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

by G33k DNA

 

                “Looks like we’re gonna have to jump!” You guessed it Dangeresque and his partners, Renaldo and Dangeresque 2? are saving the world again, only this time it’s interactive. This game is hilarious for any strongbad fans. He provides a hilarious joke almost every time he talks, and each character has a comical response for his remarks.

 This low-budget game of a low budget film is also making fun of every crappy movie out there, making it very er... “Dramatic”. You can tell this “movie” was home-made with the shaky camera and the dialogue showing the actors instead of the characters sometimes. It’s like a home-made movie with extra bloopers inside.

                Now moving on to the game-play. This is a point and click kind of game. Basically you can interact with most anything you can click on, making it hilarious but it doesn’t always make it too clear on what you need to do with the objects. On the upside if you are struggling for too long Strongbad or maybe some of the others will give you a hint hopefully sending you in the right direction.

 The gameplay does eventually get slightly repetitive. While I suppose you need many objectives in a game, it was definitely lacking in uniqueness when it came to having fun with it. Don’t get me wrong there are definitely some uh… unique parts to it. But sometimes it was just boring.

                The environment and graphics were everything one would expect them to be, with the old-school detective feel, and the home-made movie feeling. The graphics were the same as the website. All done in flash and not incredibly detailed but that’s what one would expect from a homestar runner game, especially at its price.

                Overall I would say this game is average. It’s not great but not terrible either. It is definitely worth its low price and is a great addition to the Wii arcade. There’s plenty of extras and game-play to keep you busy for several hours.

 

Presentation – 8.5

It’s simple point and click and knows what it’s doing

Graphics – 8.5

They were low-budget and kind of lame some of the time

Sound – 9.0

The background detective music and the voices were hilarious

Gameplay - 7.5

It’s a point and click with not very much excitement or challenge

Replay value – 7.0

You might go back for all the extra’s but probably won’t really want play a lot

Final word – 8.0

It’s a hilarious game and will entertain you for a while, so if you strongbad give it a try

  

Since we are in the spirit of giving thanks for things and people, and that I can never remember to do this during our show, we here at Average Joe Gamer.net Podcast want to give thanks to people that have helped us out here at our site!


First goes to the communtiy members that have been listening to us since the very beggining. We know some of you but not all but, we thank each and every one of you guys.
Second goes to the community member Conker Bunker for making out brand new logo for our show. We truly love this new logo and we encurage anyone else in our communtiy that makes anything related to use deffently send it out to us and we will use it in any way possible. you can send it to averagejoegamer@hotmail.com or directly to me at westleyevers@yahoo.com.

Third one goes to the guys at the Post Game Report. They welcomed me on and we had a great time.

The final shout goes to the guy that we just recently had on our show, Alfred from Gamer Husbands Radio.

  

Bethesda Softworks Announces Creation Kit and

First Downloadable Content for Fallout 3

 

Editor to be Available in December;

Downloadable Content coming for January, February, and March

 

November 25, 2008 (ROCKVILLE, MD) – Bethesda Softworks®, a ZeniMax Media company, today announced plans to make both its editor and downloadable content available for its award-winning game, Fallout® 3 in the coming weeks. The official editor for Fallout 3, called the G.E.C.K. (Garden of Eden Creation Kit), will be available for free download in December and will allow Games for Windows® users to create and add their own content to the game. In addition, the first official downloadable content, Operation: Anchorage, will be available exclusively for the Xbox 360^® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and Games for Windows® in January, and more downloadable content coming in February and March.

 

“We’ve always seen the original world of Fallout 3 as a foundation for even more content. Some created by us, and a lot more created by users,” said Todd Howard, game director for Fallout 3. “It’s fun to create your own character, but it can be equally fun to create your own adventures. We can’t wait to see what the community does with the G.E.C.K.”

 

The release of the G.E.C.K. provides the community with tools that will allow players to expand the game any way they wish. Users can create, modify, and edit any data for use with Fallout 3, from building landscapes, towns, and locations to writing dialogue, creating characters, weapons, creatures, and more.

 

Three downloadable content packs will be coming to Xbox 360 and Games for Windows Live starting in January that will add new quests, items, and content to Fallout 3.

• Operation: Anchorage. Enter a military simulation and fight in one of the greatest battles of the Fallout universe – the liberation of Anchorage, Alaska from its Chinese Communist invaders. An action-packed battle scheduled for release in January.
• The Pitt. Journey to the industrial raider town called The Pitt, located in the remains of Pittsburgh. Choose your side. Scheduled for release in February.
• Broken Steel. Join the ranks of the Brotherhood of Steel and rid the Capital Wasteland of the Enclave remnants once and for all. Continues the adventure past the main quest. Scheduled for release in March.

Released on October 28 in North America and in Europe October 30, Fallout 3 has been hailed as one of the most anticipated games of 2008, and received a 10 out of 10 review score from Official Xbox Magazine, a result then repeated around the world with perfect scores by some of the industry’s most influential and respected critics including: Gamespy, GamePro, UGO, the Associated Press, MSN, The Washington Post, Guardian, FHM, G4-TV, The Toronto Star, and Eurogamer.  MSNBC’s review offered the observation that it viewed “Fallout as a no-brainer for game of the year.” The Daily Star in the UK echoed that conclusion, saying “You can hold all bets on game of the year – I think we have a winner.”

 

Fallout 3 features one of the most realized game worlds ever created. Set more than 200 years following a nuclear war, you can create any kind of character you want and explore the open wastes of Washington, D.C. however you choose. Every minute is a fight for survival as you encounter Super Mutants, Ghouls, Raiders, and other dangers of the Wasteland.

 

Fallout® 3 has been rated Mature by the ESRB.  For more information on Fallout 3, visit http://fallout.bethsoft.com and www.prepareforthefuture.com.

  

First off we want to really thank Alfred (GHR Maverick) for joining us on this podcast. He was awesome on our show and is welcomed back anytime he gets the urge. We also want to welcome the GHR community and let you guys know that we too are fans of GHR and listen to every episode. We're glad you stopped by.......and now.....on to the show.

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Rockstar Games is proud to announce that the eagerly anticipated first episode of downloadable content, Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned, will be coming to the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system via Xbox LIVE® online entertainment network. Available exclusively on Xbox LIVE worldwide on February 17th 2009, The Lost and Damned will feature all new content and is the first of two episodes announced for Grand Theft Auto IV on Xbox 360. Developed by Rockstar North and set in Liberty City, The Lost and Damned features a new main character and plot that intersects with the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV; new missions that offer an entirely fresh way to explore Liberty City with new multiplayer modes, weapons and vehicles; and a diverse soundtrack with additional music - all with the incredible production values that are the trademarks of Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned requires players to have the full version of Grand Theft Auto IV for Xbox 360 and Xbox LIVE membership to download. Further details will be announced soon. Check out high-res screens at www.rockstargames.com/thelostanddamned. Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost And Damned - ESRB Rating Pending. May contain content inappropriate for children. Visit www.esrb.org for rating information.

Grand Theft Auto returns to the platform that birthed it this December 2nd - with the fully-enhanced Games for Windows® release of Grand Theft Auto IV. Grand Theft Auto IV for the PC will feature exclusive details such as stunningly detailed, high-resolution graphics; 32-person multiplayer with Custom Matching for an optimized experience; and the ability to customize a radio station using your personal mp3s via the new radio station, Independence FM on the Liberty City radio dial. Most excitingly, Grand Theft Auto IV for the PC offers players the chance to become the Cecil B. Demille of Liberty City via the all new Video Editor feature. Capture in-game footage (whether from single-player or multiplayer gameplay) and make real-time edits using a built-in suite of tools that can change the camera angle, audio, speed and depth-of-field or apply special effects to alter colors and add filters. Add in-game music, custom titling and transitions to polish off your masterpiece. After you're done editing, you'll be able to share your video online by posting it to Rockstar Games Social Club TV, the all new user-video section of Rockstar Games Social Club. Social Club TV will launch with Grand Theft Auto IV PC on December 2nd, and will be the exclusive place to upload videos direct from the game (while connected online). Note that Social Club membership will be required to post videos, but non-members will be able to freely visit to watch any and all posted videos. Social Club members will be able to manage their own profile pages to track videos they've posted, as well as participate in ongoing special contests and video-based competitions. Check out these sample clips for a taste of the kinds of videos you'll be able to create with the Video Editor Feature's tools: Following the release of Grand Theft Auto IV for PC, look for Social-Club-TV-supported in-game video features in many more future Rockstar titles to come. Click here for info on Grand Theft Auto IV for PC's special features, plus screenshots system requirements. Click here for more on Rockstar Games Social Club TV. www.rockstargames.com/IV/PC www.rockstargames.com/socialclub/tv Grand Theft Auto IV - ESRB Rating: MATURE with Intense Violence, Blood, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Partial Nudity, Use of Drugs and Alcohol

We are pleased to announce that over a thousand commemorative keys and key-boxes have been mailed out to eligible members of Rockstar Games Social Club who completed 100% of Grand Theft Auto IV within the first three weeks of game release. These collectors' item Keys to the City are richly-detailed with the Rockstar and "IV" logo with special inscriptions: "Rockstar Games", "The Key to Liberty City", and "MCMXCVIII" - and come in a decorous black felt box with Rockstar logo embossing. Click the photo to the left for a nice high-res view. Make sure you're registered at www.rockstargames.com/socialclub to participate in all future special giveaways and competitions.

  

I don't want to sound like a fan-boy but I enjoy the NXE. It's slick and I wanted to share my pic/avatar with everybody....





This is Wes and I am adding mine and Nates.




Don't tell Eric!!

  

Blizzard Entertainment with their new expansion for World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King has been busy setting records in the PC gaming industry. In the first 24 hours of its initial release Wrath of the Lich King sold 2.8 Million copies of the game. This game out sold he Burning Crusade by .4 Million copies when it launched almost 2 year ago.

  

For those that are playing Sins of a Solar Empire will be excited to see today when they log on a brand new update that will help any game that plays the game and it's FREE!! Not to end there Stardock also announced that their expansion for the game Entrenchment in now avable for pre-order and when you pre-order you get access to an eairly BETA version of the game. See below for the specs on the update.

PLYMOUTH MI – NOVEMBER 19, 2008 – Stardock announced a huge free update for Sins of a Solar Empire  today, the award-winning title from developer Ironclad Games. Additionally, fans that pre-order the expansion will be included in the upcoming beta for “Entrenchment”. Fans can pre-order the expansion at www.impulsedriven.com.

 Highlights from the 1.1 change log include:

 ·         Alloy Networking Technology – allows for seamless multiplayer without needing to deal with port forwarding or other router settings

·         Major upgrade to the graphics engine for better performance on all systems

·         Updated/improved graphics (textures, new models, explosions and more)

·         Mini-Underground Window – allows you to buy/sell resources and make pirate bids on the main gameplay screen

·         Improved game balance

·         Improved AI

• Bug fixes and much more

  

Take a look at a new title that I am anxiously anticipating. Samuel L. Jackson voices the Samurai and it looks to be a hot title for next year. Check the video and give impressions. Lata.....